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Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Anything missing besides the pearl?

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I don't do windows."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."