Oyster Enthusiast Prints

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

Anything missing besides the pearl?

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I don't do windows."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!