Oyster Enthusiasm T-Shirts

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Go team!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I'm not happy."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

Oysters in June - delicious!

Champagne and Oysters

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Dilophosaurus

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."