Oyster Enthusiasm T-Shirts

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Go team!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not happy."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"You wanna put that back?"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Champagne and Oysters

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

Who won what game?

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."

'I like your enthusiasm!'

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'