Orchids Pillows

'Have you a book on underground orchids?' 'Try the basement!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Tree Passion

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Guitar pickin'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.