Orchids T-Shirts

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Another orchid? You don't have room, mom. Orchid show. Every winter this hits you. Why? You can't figure it out? I guess.

'Have you a book on underground orchids?' 'Try the basement!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Tree Passion

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Guitar pickin'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

What your house plant says about you...

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

E=Equals

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'