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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Music Seed

Tree Passion

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Guitar pickin'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

What your house plant says about you...

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Tree Squirrel

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

Flava Superba

"It's called being preemptive."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

'To eat or not to eat?'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"I love trees."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"The biopsy came back benign.....but I still want you to see a tree surgeon."

Shadow Artist