Orchard Artist T-Shirts

Tree Passion

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Music Seed

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

What your house plant says about you...

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'To eat or not to eat?'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

A Heavy Cropper

Apple Tree Dispenser

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

Shadow Artist

Orchards

'Waiting for...'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

Apple Tree

Apple Tree

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

The Secret Thoughts of Trees

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba