Orchard Walking T-Shirts

Shadow Artist

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

What your house plant says about you...

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'To eat or not to eat?'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Apple Tree Dispenser

Orchards

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

A Heavy Cropper

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Apple Tree

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'Waiting for...'

Apple Tree

The Secret Thoughts of Trees

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....