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The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Deforestation.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tree Passion

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Guitar pickin'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Green Peace'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Tortured Plank

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

The last bird in the last wood...

Stranded Woodsman.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Spotted Owl Migration

Lumberjack Christmases.

Flava Superba

"Well, they look friendly enough."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Deforestation

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"I love trees."