Orchard Worker Gifts

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Apple Watch

Deforestation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tree Passion

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Guitar pickin'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'Green Peace'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Tortured Plank

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Spotted Owl Migration

Lumberjack Christmases.

Stranded Woodsman.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Flava Superba

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

The last bird in the last wood...

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe