Wood Worker Gifts

'You've been a great help, thanks: If I could, I would give you a big pat on the back...'

Deforestation.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Do it yourself books.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

D.I.Y

Off Duty.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Waiting for retirement.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."