Forestry Worker Gifts

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"One day son, all this junk will be mail!"

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

"It's okay...It just thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

'My tap root reaches all the way to China.'

'The little guy with the buck teeth is making the rest of you look like wimps!'

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

Bird commits suicide on tree cutters axe

"I understand it all started with tranquilliser darts."

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

A New Product from the McWit Sawmill & Bakery, The Highest Fiber Bread: Half wheat and half Bark.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Only Stumps Left to Lasso

Tortured Plank

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

You B*****D

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"We had to cut down the forest to make more climate change reports!"

Deforestation fires and global warming

Deforestation.

'What's he up to'

Man blowing up plastic tree so dog can relieve himself.

The last bird in the last wood...

Lumber Jacka**

Spotted Owl Migration

Camping site.

Deforestation