Timber Industry Worker Gifts

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

Lumber Jacka**

Deforestation.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Green Peace'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Tortured Plank

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?