Timber Industry Worker Mugs

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

Lumber Jacka**

Deforestation.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'Green Peace'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Tortured Plank

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Naked Furniture