Lumber Company Worker Gifts

Deforestation in Romania

Deforestation.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Green Peace'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Time Clock

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."