Lumber Company Worker Pillows

Deforestation in Romania

Deforestation.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Green Peace'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."