New Job As A Lumberjack Pillows

Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Free Range Employees.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Raining Leaves.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Brickie's Mate

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'