Lumber Jill Pillows

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Loggerheads