Lumber Jill Gifts

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Raining Leaves.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Loggerheads

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Lumberjack Christmases.