Lumberjack Wannabe Gifts

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Lumberjack Christmases.