Lumberjack Wannabe Mugs

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Raining Leaves.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Stranded Woodsman.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log