Future Lumberjack Mugs

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Baby Piano

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'