Let the future lumberjack's personality shine with a playful t-shirt that blends humor and outdoor spirit. Ideal for everyday wear or forest adventures!
Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!
boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
The fate of the emigrant
Baby Piano
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Future garbage truck driver.
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'
"One day, I'll be the first woman!"
Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?
"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
"Today, son, you are a man."
"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."
"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers
You're a workaholic, Jan.
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
Raining Leaves.
This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'
The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.
"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"
Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.
"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.
"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."
"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"
Lumberjack and tree share a smile.
"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."
No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
Tree collapse...
Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
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