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Board on Board

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Destination casinos...

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Lumberjack Christmases.