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Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Free Range Employees.

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Raining Leaves.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Brickie's Mate

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'