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Tree collapse...

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'

"Should we have lunch first?"

'You never did have any business acumen!'

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Nature and Man

"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

Birds protecting a tree from a lumberjack.

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

'Frank, trust me...you need glasses.'

Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Pull My Branch.

"I could use a hug."

Sawrd Fighting

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

The world's last tree was felled...

'You're foreman at a lumber yard. I wish you wouldn't tell people you're chairman of the boards.'

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