Laughing Lumberjack T-Shirts

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Raining Leaves.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Well, they look friendly enough."