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"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lumberjack Christmases.