Lumberjack Gifts

Tree collapse...

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Accident waiting to happen - Man about to cut though both tree and friend.

'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

"Should we have lunch first?"

'You never did have any business acumen!'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

Nature and Man

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

'Frank, trust me...you need glasses.'

Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.

Pull My Branch.

'You just GOTTA do things the hard way, don't ya.'

Birds protecting a tree from a lumberjack.

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

Sawrd Fighting

Lumberjack - Yew Tube.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"I could use a hug."

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Run, Forest, Run!'

Don had proved it - elephants can climb trees. Then he heard a strange sound...

Bear vs. Lumberjack