Lumberjack Legend Gifts

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Lumberjack Christmases.

Stranded Woodsman.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together