Lumberjack Legend Gifts

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

You're a workaholic, Jan.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Stranded Woodsman.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads