Lumberjack Dreamer Gifts

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Raining Leaves.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'