Lumberjack Dreamer Pillows

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Steve Howe.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Today, son, you are a man."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

You're a workaholic, Jan.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.