Lumberjack Lore Lover Gifts

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Stranded Woodsman.

Loggerheads

Lumberjack Christmases.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together