Lumberjack Lore Lover Prints

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Stranded Woodsman.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Loggerheads

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together