Lumber Lovers Gifts

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Supply Chain

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Beer Club for Men.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Pints of Lager

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!