Log Lover Gifts

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Deforestation.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Jungle

Fox hunting.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."