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Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Deforestation.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'