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"Perfect!"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Mammoth Posing

'Bed & Bagel'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Sleeping in skis.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Determined fisherman

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

Loggers Destroy Industry.

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'