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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

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"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life and Death

Football

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Flying in Formation.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

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The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Mountain Dads

Superman's laundry

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Parrot

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"All I see is more trees."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Mt. Tushmore

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Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Emojis fail me."

Cowboy Suitcase.