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"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

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"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

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'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

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"All I see is more trees."

'He has really taken to the training.'

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"My, it feels good to sit down."

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"Emojis fail me."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

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