Log Loving Enthusiast T-Shirts

Loggers Destroy Industry.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

D.I.Y

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

Determined fisherman

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

'All right, Pal, gimme all the money or I'll open up this biefcase!'

"Perfect!"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

Paul's Bunions

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

Pavlov's Logs

Le javelot pour bûcheron.