Log Lift Enthusiast T-Shirts

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Ski lift mobile

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Run from the hills!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'And then we dicovered we didn't need planning permission!'

Shoveling Snow

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

'Loft living taken to its natural conclusion!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

That side up.

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

The Movers Strip - Loft living

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"Perfect!"

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

Loggers Destroy Industry.

"No, you come in on four."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

'He used to be a train driver.'

Pavlov's Logs

"Look everyone - our supply chain is back up and working!"

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."