Log Cabin Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

True, he was born in a log cabin, but, it was THE big log cabin on the hill.

"Mother! If ida knowed thet the boy was to grow so dang fast, Ida bilt a bigger door!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Arts and crafts

Building Blocks.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Pelican and Origami

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

"Mine's camper."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Christmas Craftwork

Clear construction agreements are important.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'Library built out of books.'

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

I.M. sPEIder

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."