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Pavlov's Logs

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

Reverse Mortgage.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

I love campsites!

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Mammoth Posing

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"