"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."
Log Cabin Dweller Gifts
Looking for a gift for your log cabin dweller friend or family member? Discover charming, creative products that capture the warmth and rustic appeal of cabin life. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, find the ideal gift to remind them of their peaceful retreat.
The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"
Turtle Trailer Court
Mohammad's motors
"Come and get it!"
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
'Have you had a brazilian?'
'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'
'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'
Florist "Say it with cacti"
"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."
"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."
What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!
"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."
The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha
'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'
The moles have adapted to the winter weather.
'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'
You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.
'I'm really thirsty.'
Biting Slippers.
"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."
"Efficiency tombs available"
'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'
Early American Think tank
'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'
"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."
Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.
"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."
Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.
Saguaro Cacti.
"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."
The Plant Place - Drought special!
Log Cabin Dweller Gifts Collection
Log Cabin Dweller Mugs
Explore our collection of log cabin themed mugs and bring rustic charm to every morning cup—an ideal gift for any cabin lover.
Log Cabin Dweller Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows inspired by log cabin living—comfortable, charming, and perfect for decorating your rustic retreat.
Log Cabin Dweller Prints
Enhance any cabin decor with our beautiful prints that embody the spirit of cozy, rustic life—great for gifting or personalizing your space.
Log Cabin Dweller T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts celebrating cabin life—fun, creative, and perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and cozy retreat admirers alike.