Log Cabin Dweller Gifts

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Come and get it!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Biting Slippers.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Early American Think tank

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Mongo - litter box!'

Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

The Plant Place - Drought special!