Cozy Lodge Dweller Gifts

Sleeping in skis.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Bed & Bagel'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

The Big Tree

Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Satan in the fireplace

'Mongo - litter box!'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"CCCOOOLD!"

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Rattlesnake in his den.

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

A quick and painless kill . . .

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Obsessive complacent disorder"