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Sleeping in skis.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Bed & Bagel'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The Big Tree

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Carpet Cows

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'Mongo - litter box!'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Satan in the fireplace

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"CCCOOOLD!"

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Rattlesnake in his den.

A quick and painless kill . . .

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'