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'Bed & Bagel'

'Now here's a place I like!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Frigid Cold

Yeti/Not Yeti

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Sleeping in skis.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

American Flag

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Not a morning person.

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

A quick and painless kill . . .

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Perfect!"

Dumpy McComforts

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

Skiers

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."