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Bear in den looking at outside temperature.

"CCCOOOLD!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Bed & Bagel'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Frigid Cold

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Yeti/Not Yeti

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Ice Fishing.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

American Flag

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Glad we moved out of the City

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Not a morning person.

Mountain Weather

A quick and painless kill . . .

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

"Perfect!"

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'