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Bear in den looking at outside temperature.

"CCCOOOLD!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Bed & Bagel'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Frigid Cold

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Yeti/Not Yeti

Ice Fishing.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

American Flag

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

Glad we moved out of the City

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

A quick and painless kill . . .

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

Not a morning person.

Mountain Weather

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"In the middle of winter, I have my seasonal affective disorder meds to keep me cozy."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"Perfect!"