Cozy Cabin Lover Gifts

A quick and painless kill . . .

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Bed & Bagel'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The Big Tree

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Satan in the fireplace

Sleeping in skis.

Ice Fishing.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"CCCOOOLD!"

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

Mountain Weather

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Perfect!"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'