Cozy Cafe Dweller Gifts

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Baby Bear.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Coffee

Wifi whore

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Carpet Cows

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Big Tree

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Comfort zone

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

Sleeping in skis.

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."